Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_vintagerestaurants Ellis walking into that hostage

Ellis walking into that hostage negotiation like he's closing a condo deal is the most lethally misplaced confidence in cinema history

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

Whether you're a fan of awkward family gatherings of legendary Christmas movies

1951" sits at the bottom left beside a distressed white coffee cup illustration with curling steam

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_vintagerestaurants Ellis walking into that hostageBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text