Book 'em Danno! - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Calling yourself a smoke show

Calling yourself a smoke show and meaning a 200-pound steel drum on wheels takes a level of confidence most people reserve for lying on resumes

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Book 'em Danno! - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Calling yourself a smoke showCrime doesnt pay, but this catchphrase sure does. This Book 'Em, Danno! design is a fan art tribute to Hawaii Five O, the classic cop drama where bad guys got busted and Steve McGarrett always had the last word. Whether youre chasing down criminals, flashing your badge, or just appreciating vintage TV nostalgia, this ones perfect for fans of classic police procedurals, 70s television, and anyone who believes that justice sounds better with a Hawaiian