Slow Poke - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL topped with a red rocket

topped with a red rocket shape

Inspired by Lazy Scranton from The Office

Rowdy Burns went from putting Cole Trickle into walls to handing him the keys to his own ride

tan facade

flanked by "19" and "04

Slow Poke - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL topped with a red rocketTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the