My Dog and I Talk Shit About You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy WING'S" above bold serif text

WING'S" above bold serif text reading "EMPORIUM

Red and blue text at top reads "THE HOME OF" and "SKATE DANCERS" flanking a red vintage illustration of a couple in quad roller skates mid-dance

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

A small golden-yellow flux capacitor icon sits beneath the main text block

with a red ribbon banner across the center reading "ROLLERCADE" in dark stylized lettering

My Dog and I Talk Shit About You - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy WING'S" above bold serif textDogs giving judgmental side eye as guests leave are conducting the most honest performance review anyone will ever receive. The only difference between your dog and your best friend is the dog never accidentally tells the person. The Details: Distressed white serif text reads "My Dog and I Talk Shit About You" in a stacked, centered layout with a retro vintage texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.