Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "MARQUETTE UNDERTAKERS" above a vintage illustration of a coffin with its lid ajar

Distressed yellow sunburst shape with jagged pointed rays and speckled worn texture fills the center of the design

Orange block text reads "SKATELAND" and "926 FLORENCE ST

Oceanfront lodging at 26th and Collins meant you were in the beating heart of a city remaking itself as America's playground

Minor league ball meant something different back then

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex Hoodie Color:Maroon Arched distressed white serif textTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text