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Futurama Lanes stood as a mid-century landmark on Stevens Creek Boulevard in San Jose

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Vernon's Gym - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Futurama Lanes stood as aVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.