President George Sloshington - Unisex Tank Top belpre Alligators wearing top hats and

Alligators wearing top hats and roller skates represent the peak of mid-century Florida branding decisions that no focus group could have improved

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

and blue text reading "19 ★ GLU ★ 86" and "VARSITY" in a collegiate layout

above a cartoon cowboy mascot in a yellow hat and blue shirt holding a bat over his shoulder

Nature's most overengineered introvert deserves more respect and fewer highway incidents

President George Sloshington - Unisex Tank Top belpre Alligators wearing top hats andGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif