Check Out My Junk - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L connected by small angled dot

connected by small angled dot accents

Curved distressed white serif text reads "Large Marge" arching across the top

Accepting you rank below warm bread and cheese is the first honest thing most people ever do

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTER McGAVIN'S" across the top

ACULA'S" arching above a vintage hand-drawn vampire illustration with red glowing eyes

Check Out My Junk - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L connected by small angled dotPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan