Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE

Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKE & DUKE" below

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

Cozy and durable

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them

A red ribbon banner across the jar center reads "OFFICIAL MEMBER" in white text

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Golden-tan serif text reads "DUKEJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading