New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Rocket scientists everywhere just felt

Rocket scientists everywhere just felt something and they can't quite spell out what it is

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

a suburban bowling alley that became something more in the 1980s

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

matching white lettering reads "NOT BLOW

New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Rocket scientists everywhere just feltRoller rinks named after celestial bodies and run by a skating planet in a party hat inspire more confidence than any gym membership ever could. Chicago had its priorities straight. The Details: Golden yellow circular double bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom. A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn like ring