Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL GE 909-58" beside white script

GE 909-58" beside white script reading "Cocktails

Golden-cream block text reads "MRS

Ordering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history

Red text below reads "NEW ENGLAND LEAGUE" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above a small home plate and two stars

Enrolling kids in Finkle's camp sounds wholesome until the entire curriculum is lace orientation and a shrine to Marino

Dick in a Box Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL GE 909-58" beside white scriptWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The