Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Featuring John McClane in his

Featuring John McClane in his iconic vent scene

but everybody remembers one

I just had three shots of Hennigan’s

Storing your best friend in a Folgers can because you went to Ralph's instead of a proper urn is the most Walter Sobchak solution to grief ever conceived

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Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Featuring John McClane in hisSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved