Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL " in oversized capitals

" in oversized capitals

Black pixel-art text in retro video game typography reads "Here it is Mikey

" with scattered white dots surrounding the composition

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL " in oversized capitalsNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters