Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Three white bowling pins arranged

Three white bowling pins arranged in a fan shape sit atop a striped horizontal base

Bowling alleys like this one held suburban communities together long before anyone needed an app

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Three white bowling pins arrangedTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script