Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A cartoon nutcracker in a

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

Matching blackletter text below reads "Mount Up

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

rendered in golden-tan and dark brown ink

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A cartoon nutcracker in aPlausible deniability printed on cotton is the oldest move in the lake house playbook. Grandma sees a man who loves his speedboat, and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it. The Details: Bold, rounded navy blue lettering reads "MOTOR BOATIN' SON" across two lines at the top. A navy blue line art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center. Matching navy text