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Rollerland - Oakland, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Sweatshirt fullerton Asking "who farted" in aRollerland promising "Fun!" and "Health!" on the same sign is peak midcentury optimism from an era that also recommended cigarettes for sore throats. Oakland lost the rink, but the audacity of that sales pitch is immortal. The Details: Red shield shaped background contains a vintage hand drawn illustration of a woman roller skating in a flowing skirt with arms outstretched, rendered in white and blue. White and blue text in mixed block and script