Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu flanked by white lightning bolts

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

Distressed white serif text reading "BIG CHIEF" arcs across a black outer ring

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

Smaller white sans-serif text below reads "3730 CRENSHAW BLVD

black text reads "ESTABLISHED" above distressed red serif numerals "1897

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu flanked by white lightning boltsMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET