The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White Precision engineering applied to wordplay

Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable

South Seas brought the mystique of Polynesian culture to San Diego during the mid-century tiki craze of the 1950s and 1960s

and a white string extending upward

Calling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant

Distressed white angular Greek-style text reads "BEHOLD" across the top

The Cornholio Kid - Women's T-Shirt Color:White Precision engineering applied to wordplayCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie