Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL This one’s as real as

This one’s as real as it gets

Golden-yellow tally marks reading as five sit above hand-lettered golden-yellow text reading "POINT PALM Exploding HEART Technique" stacked vertically

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Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS

Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL This one’s as real asAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."