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Arched white serif text reads "FORT COLLINS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic onion character with green sprouts

Janosz is definitely handling all customer complaints

That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

Distressed white brush-stroke text reads "IF HE GETS UP

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