President George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A halftone portrait of El

A halftone portrait of El Guapo with curly dark hair and a wide grin sits centered

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White line-art portrait of Clarence Beeks in a suit and tie

Ordering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch

President George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A halftone portrait of ElGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif