My Grief Counselor Died - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L " A white seahorse silhouette

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Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

with sailboats and masted vessels in a background harbor scene

Unicorns have been walking around with a face weapon for centuries and nobody filed a report because the color palette was too pretty

"ESTD" and "1985" in white flank a skin-toned hand making a rock horns gesture at the bottom

My Grief Counselor Died - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L " A white seahorse silhouetteGrief counselors are the only professionals whose ultimate success is measured by how little you care when they die. That thumbs up from behind the tombstone is basically a five star Yelp review written by a corpse. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "MY GRIEF COUNSELOR DIED." curving above a gray gravestone illustration with a rounded arch shape. A gray thumbs up hand emerges from behind the tombstone. Below, distressed white text reads