Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL holding an oversized hot dog

holding an oversized hot dog and a beer mug in front of the White House with fireworks and red

or even gravity

Annie is definitely handling the books while he evangelizes kernels at the farmers market

A white banner at the bottom reads "DAVIS ISLANDS" above "TAMPA ★ FLORIDA" in red and black lettering

Nobody's buying the fishing alibi

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL holding an oversized hot dogGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,