The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Telling a made guy he's

Telling a made guy he's funny is either a death wish or the greatest comedy bit ever improvised over dinner

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

White script text reads "Kokomo

That innocent little cartoon bowl is doing more cover work than a getaway driver

Curved green text beneath reads "HOTEL PRESIDENT • KANSAS CITY

The Colonies Are Quite Rowdy Today - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Telling a made guy he'sLosing an empire over tea taxes and then watching the colonies celebrate by detonating things every July is a level of restraint no therapist could teach. America's annual breakup party honestly proves her point. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "THE COLONIES ARE QUITE" above a distressed white portrait illustration of Queen Elizabeth II wearing a crown, flanked by decorative white stars on both sides. Larger western style lettering below