Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL topped with a red rocket

topped with a red rocket shape

" Bold text reads "TEQUILA" above an agave icon and a banner reading "Hecho En Santo Poco Mexico

A pennant-shaped sign contains a moai silhouette and palm tree

Double-needle stitching for durability

The naughty list was never about behavior

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL topped with a red rocketFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"