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Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex Hoodie waycross a stylized cartoon portrait depictsJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white