Illegal Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Ornate white scrollwork border frames

Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

A yellow banner across the oval reads "CRANBERRY JUICE" flanked by small cranberry branch illustrations

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

and black line art sits below

Illegal Fireworks Director - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Ornate white scrollwork border frames"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text