Aloha Mr. Hand - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "SAN FRANCISCO" above a vintage etching-style illustration of Alcatraz Island depicting the prison building

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

Arched bold white vintage display text reads "NO FUCKS GIVEN" above a 1950s-style cartoon boy illustrated in white

surrounded by scattered yellow

Dropped ice cream cones commit to the ground with more conviction than most people commit to therapy

Aloha Mr. Hand - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white text readsGreeting your history teacher with a lei and a shaka is the ultimate act of academic civil disobedience. Spicoli turned chalk dust tyranny into a permanent beach vacation, one pizza delivery at a time. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Distressed yellow cursive script reads "Aloha" above bold white block letters reading "MR. HAND," both layered over a cluster of tropical hibiscus flowers in cyan, coral, olive green, and yellow.