Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Women's T-Shirt tucson set inside a circular emblem

set inside a circular emblem with two small stars

A vintage caricature of a batter in a red cap

Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell

Arched white serif text reads "BUTLER BUCKS" above a cartoon illustration of an anthropomorphic buck in a light blue baseball uniform swinging a light blue bat at an incoming ball

Arched white block text reads "BEER PONG" above a red Solo cup with a white ping pong ball landing in a yellow liquid splash

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Women's T-Shirt tucson set inside a circular emblemCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro