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That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation

and a nuclear accelerator strapped to the roof

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and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

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Santa Carla Boardwalk - Women's T-Shirt Size:S That crushed can is theSouvenir shops in the murder capital of the world really lean into the branding, selling you a sunny boardwalk tee while the missing persons board needs its own wing. Nobody warns the Emersons, and honestly the saxophone should have been enough. Inspired by The Lost Boys. The Details: Distressed red and golden yellow text reads "SANTA CARLA" with dripping blood effects, set against a red splatter backdrop containing silhouetted amusement park rides.