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wearing his traditional hat with a full beard and one eyebrow raised

Matching argyle sweater vests are the Geneva Convention of forced family bonding

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

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