Morning Wood Lumber Company v2 - Unisex T-Shirt weed flying sparks

flying sparks

Announcing romantic intentions via botanical symbolism saves everyone the small talk

running with a bat

George's sci-fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking

but this one served an entire fantasy

Morning Wood Lumber Company v2 - Unisex T-Shirt weed flying sparksMorning Wood Lumber Co. chose 1969 as its founding year because no other date could carry that weight. Every word in the company name is load bearing, and the whole operation stays standing through sheer commitment to the bit. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "MORNING WOOD" above a vintage style illustration of a lumberjack in a yellow shirt and green cap swinging an axe into a log, framed by snow capped mountains and green