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Jingling All The Way Seems Excessive - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL one puffing a cigar withJingling all the way implies a noise commitment most people can't sustain past the driveway. Somewhere between "some of the way" and "all the way" is a reasonable compromise nobody asked for. The Details: Distressed white vintage illustration of Santa Claus wearing a fur trimmed hat and coat, holding a bell in one hand. White lowercase text below reads "jingling all the way" on the first line, with "seems excessive" on the second line in a matching