Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt pizza A limited-color illustration depicts Benjamin

A limited-color illustration depicts Benjamin Franklin in a blue colonial coat with gold buttons and a white ruffled cravat

clubs like the Webfeet gave Portland its first real claim to organized ball

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

Distressed white retro block text reads "What's" above "Poppin'

Trickle-down economics never worked

Americans Not American'ts - Women's T-Shirt pizza A limited-color illustration depicts BenjaminSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split