John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt western Dalton's three simple rules run

Dalton's three simple rules run a tight operation

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

Ornate white scrollwork border frames the design in a liquor label layout

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John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex T-Shirt western Dalton's three simple rules runRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text