Easily Distracted Birds - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Large teal blocky futuristic letterforms

Large teal blocky futuristic letterforms below read "OFF WORLD COLONIES" with white sans-serif text reading "SHIMATA-DOMINGUEZ CORPORATION" beneath

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Rope-script blue lettering spells "Rollerdrome

Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer

bearded figure with brown feathered hair wearing an open light blue button-up

Easily Distracted Birds - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Large teal blocky futuristic letterformsOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,