Pizza Party - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL and golden-yellow shirt

and golden-yellow shirt

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

Nature's most overengineered introvert deserves more respect and fewer highway incidents

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