I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M and apparently a souvenir tee

and apparently a souvenir tee

Strapping a Christmas tree to a station wagon requires the same tactical precision as regulating the streets

" all rendered with a distressed texture

with "FASHIONED" spanning below in matching style

Nobody loves what they do that much unless they're either delusional or literally built for it

I Was Visited by Three Spirits - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M and apparently a souvenir teeGhosts of Christmas past, present, and future are significantly less terrifying than the whiskey, vodka, and rum trinity that actually visits you on December 25th. Nobody needs supernatural intervention when blackout spirits already handle the life reassessment. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I WAS VISITED BY" above bold distressed white text reading "THREE SPIRITS." Below, three illustrated liquor bottles stand in a row, labeled