Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Both elements are rendered in

Both elements are rendered in a vintage public-safety-poster style with distressed texture

bringing Class D minor league baseball to a southwest Missouri mining town

Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department

and that ORchard exchange phone number connected neighbors to something bigger than a game

underlined by a diagonal lightning bolt

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Both elements are rendered inSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small