Eagle-5 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Millions of years of natural

Millions of years of natural selection peaked at a species that argues ball-and-strike calls with a guy standing three feet away

Blue cursive script reads "Dalton's" above bold white sans-serif text reading "NIGHTCLUB CONSULTING

Arched distressed white serif text reads "SAN LEANDRO

with a central medallion reading "ESTD 180 AD ROME

Haunting a house sounds exhausting when you could just hold a bottle of whiskey and call it a personality

Eagle-5 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Millions of years of naturalLone Starr's ride smells like old upholstery and whatever Barf microwaved three days ago, but it still made the jump to hyperactive speed. Nothing says hero ship like a Winnebago with outstanding debt to Pizza the Hutt. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE 5" across the top. Smaller cyan sans serif text reading "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" sits to the left of a realistic rendering of the Eagle 5, a beige Winnebago