Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders rendered in a slightly grungy

rendered in a slightly grungy illustration style

Green small-caps text at the bottom reads "NEWPORT BEACH

Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door

Fried sauerkraut became less of a tagline and more of a lifestyle choice

" flanked by a glove and cleats

Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders rendered in a slightly grungyAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."