Right Turn Clyde - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M " A vintage engraving-style illustration

" A vintage engraving-style illustration depicts a turkey wearing a black top hat

then scalping tickets to his own show at triple face value

White text reading "Washing the scum off the streets since 1976

Five white playing cards fan out in a royal flush arrangement

Inspired by The Office

Right Turn Clyde - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M " A vintage engraving-style illustrationPhilo's passenger side enforcer requires zero explanation and accepts no apologies. One muttered command turns any roadside confrontation into a physics lesson about fist meeting face. Inspired by Every Which Way But Loose. The Details: Tan bubble letters in a groovy 1970s typeface arch across the top reading "Right Turn." A halftone illustration depicts an orangutan with shaggy hair, rendered in distressed tan ink with visible dot patterns. Bold tan