Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Curved script at the bottom

Curved script at the bottom reads "Honolulu

Clubs like this one carried a town's pride long before minor league systems formalized the game

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

IL" in a weathered finish

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Tank Top Size:S Curved script at the bottomSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small