Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex Sweatshirt hobbs A white distressed illustration of

A white distressed illustration of a golf bag on stand legs with multiple clubs protruding sits above the text

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "LAW OFFICES OF" above a scales of justice illustration

Enrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction

Distressed cream block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above "CALIFORNIA LEAGUE

Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex Sweatshirt hobbs A white distressed illustration ofPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits