Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL and a UFO meeting up

and a UFO meeting up is either the world's worst group chat or the only three entities with a worse publicity strategy than the Loch Ness tourism board

Distressed white blackletter text below reads "We Believe In Nussing

Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper

A large ornate serif display font in distressed white reads "OKAYEST" in the center

and three figures in blue

Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL and a UFO meeting upSchrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Inspired by Dwight Schrute from The Office. Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt). We print & ship all of our high quality graphic hoodies in the USA.