Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill drawn in green and orange

drawn in green and orange ink with heavy black outlines

Dick's been stuffing beavers since 1969

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

or just lounging like a true master

Catching flies with chopsticks is a terrible business model for a dojo with zero enrolled students and a tuition plan based on fence labor

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill drawn in green and orangeTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &