I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt obrother Bold red block text reads

Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his

A red ribbon banner at the bottom reads "WE HAVE A FLAIR FOR FOOD" in white capitals

The explosion behind her is just the performance review nobody asked for

a hand-drawn illustration depicts a bowl filled with golden-yellow cereal pieces

Paramedics will need a moment to decide if they're reading a joke or a legal document

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex T-Shirt obrother Bold red block text readsChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,