CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt wolf nestled between Bundy and Barrington

nestled between Bundy and Barrington during the mid-century era

Light blue snow and ice cap accents sit along the tops of each letter in a weathered winter style

Enrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

Golden-tan serif text below reads "HAMBURGER HAMLET" in large block letters

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt wolf nestled between Bundy and BarringtonRunning the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.