Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in

Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza in a Santa hat was never part of John McClane's holiday plan

A light blue bowling ball and a stylized bowling pin with black motion lines appear within the gold area

Circular orange badge displays cursive white script reading "Main Lanes" above white block text reading "BOWLING CENTER" and "Tel

A tennis infused design spoof parody inspired by Seinfield

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Crawling through Nakatomi Plaza inMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block