Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross rendered with bold outlines and

rendered with bold outlines and flat color fills

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

it was the thread that stitched small agricultural towns into real communities

" flanked by three stars beneath

Distressed white block text reads "NO SHIRT

Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross rendered with bold outlines andRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late